You enter the main body of the blimp and you see rows of drafting tables. At each table, well-dressed monkeys draft lines of code.   You watch as the code is put into a series of pneumatic tubes when end at an assembly line.  The assemblers take the raw materials, and craft websites like sculptures.  

     After each one in made, they are carted onto the market.  A man who looks like W.C. Fields steps up to a podium and shouts:

Web Sites!  Getchr hot, fresh Web Sites right here!

Fresh from the StarChild labs, each one custom made and right from this year’s crop.  Folks, just take a look at these little beauties!  

We got your Blogger, easy to use set up and maintain. A light unit, fun to drive with good gas miles.  This is perfect for blogging, personal websites and small businesses. Easy to set up, easy to maintain, impossible to break.  Kick it here.  See that?  Not a scratch!  

Now here we got your Wordpress. Very handy, works like a charm and build like a truck. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to show me anything else that has more versatility than this. Medium sized with lots of options.  Great for medium businesses and e-commerce. The choice of most web designers working today.

And over here, we got your Joomla.  Now folks, I know you think that Blogger can blog and Wordpress can press, wait until you see this little honey right here.  Joomla has your log-ins, your leveled membership functions, perfect for large e-commerce entities that want to have plenty of bang for their buck.  And it's SEO ready.  Really helps with the big G if you know what I mean. It's open source meaning that if you want a feature for your website, chances are you can find it or we can build it for you.  

Folks, now this is the latest model.  What you see is the future of all things online.  This  mighty, 16 cylinder, all-wheel drive unit gets a million miles in just one line of code.  Here comes the 2011 HTML5. HTML5 allows you to bend the web to your will.  Shape it into anything you want.  With HTML5 you can do things like this.  And this. Amazing, right?   It comes with a SCC 3 engine and that's the power behind this magnificent body.  Yes, folks, HTML5 will really take you places. 

We also have your Drupal.  We have Dolphin, for advanced social networking, and over here we have your Zen Cart. And over here we have your MediaWiki.

Each one of these amazing units is custom made to your specifications and designed with maximum self-empowerment in mind.  Couple one of these with a SCI mobile optimized site, and you have a match made in heaven.   

If you would like to talk to our Mobile Optimized department, you can try this door. Or you can step right over here, ladies and gentlemen, and get your free gifts as you exit.